Gordon Ramsay will be consuming Elton and David Furnish on a new F Word.
''Elton'' and ''David'' are actually the names of a pair of calves the chef has named after the men.
Special guest and friend of Elton's, Janet Street-Porter, is to lead the animals to the abattoir.
Gordon suggested she would ''hopefully slip in there with them.''
He said: ''Poor Elton and David, having to sit there and listen to her for all that time and not being able to answer back!''
But Gordon was serious when he stated that Brits should try veal more often.
He thinks not enough is eaten ''in this country. It's something we're too squeamish about. It's a shame because it's delicious, very healthy.''
The F Word is to run 12 weeks over the spring and summer, starting Tuesday, May 13, on Channel 4.
